vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

(via joshpeck)


kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

(via telapathetic)


fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

(via telapathetic)


hoecain-e:

Me

hoecain-e:

Me

(via rejudging)


lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via telapathetic)


vegay:

if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you

(via telapathetic)


hyclropump:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

(via lohanthony)


outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(via crystallized-teardrops)


vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage

(via hotboyproblems)